256 Funny mental quotes

• All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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• Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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  asleep, hack, happiness, health, humor, life, life hack, mental, mental health, mood, positivity, relaxation, sad, sleep

• I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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• If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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• I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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  health, humor, i, joke, mental, mental health, patient, potential, psychology, self-deprecation, study, wanted

• Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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  alert, brain, emptiness, empty, health, humor, mental, mental health, stomach, wit

• Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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  age, brain, childhood, days, difficulty, easier, gaming, hard, hit, humor, just, kid, matter, mental, mental age, nostalgia, opposite, patience, puzzle, wait, Zelda

• Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

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  comedy, crime, entertainment, health, helpful, humor, mental, mental health, mental wellness, music, music taste, playlist, should, Spotify, suggestions, swift, taste, taylor, therapy, top, true, true crime, wellness

• Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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  analogy, car, children, driving, emotional, emotional regulation, emotions, feelings, health, humor, mental, mental health, regulation, self-control, stuff, trunk, want

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