17 Funny modern life quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

  Commentary:
  "Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

  …

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The new American dream is an alien invasion.

  Commentary:
  Well, in a world full of student loans and avocado toast, why not shake things up with a little extraterrestrial excitement? 👽🌌 Who needs picket fences and white picket fences when you can have laser beams and intergalactic adventures? Beam me up to that American dream any day! 🚀🇺🇸 #ItCameFromOuterSpace

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a phone call when you can document your epic adventure in jail with a sassy IG story? 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #Cellfie #ArrestGoals"

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