Funny quotes modern life

13 Funny modern life quotes

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

2 weeks ago

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

2 months ago

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

2 months ago

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

2 months ago

The new American dream is an alien invasion.

3 months ago

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

3 months ago

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

3 months ago

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

3 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

3 months ago

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

3 months ago

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

3 months ago

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

3 months ago