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Funny modern life quotes are the perfect way to laugh at the chaos of our digital age! 😂 From endless notifications 📱 to caffeine-fueled Zoom calls ☕️💻, these witty sayings capture the quirks of today’s world with a hilarious twist. Ready to smile at the madness of modern living? Let’s dive into some relatable humor that’s sure to brighten your scroll! 🌟🤣

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Social media is mental suicide.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Posted onMar 31, 2025Mar 31, 2025

The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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