19 Funny modern life quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

  Commentary:
  "🤖: 1, Humans: 0… But did the robot actually write this comment too? 🤔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

  Commentary:
  "Why stop at just friends and smartphones? I keep my cat, snacks, and remote closer too! Priorities, right? 📱😸🍕📺"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

  Commentary:
  "Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

  Commentary:
  "Finally found my life's calling: Professional Screen Tapper! 😜📱✨"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe everyone's switched to Bluetooth hiccups… wireless and soundless! 🤫😂📡"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

  …

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to texting, we need to master time travel! ⏰📱🚀 #BackToTheResponse"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the bright side of modern problems! 🤦‍♂️🔒 Who knew managing light could be this illuminating? 😂 #PasswordProtectedLightbulbs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when your cell phone battery can predict imminent doom with such accuracy? Forget storm clouds or ominous signs – the real sign of impending disaster is that dreaded low battery warning!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

  Commentary:
  "Living in the modern era where 'ghosting' is a socially acceptable form of communication truly is a fascinating phenomenon 👻💬 Who knew that ignoring someone could be such a powerful tool in our digital arsenal? 😂 #ConversationsVanishIntoThinAir"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the anticipation of a thrilling year filled with endless staring contests with our trusty companion, the phone! 📱😄 Who needs adventures when you've got messages to scroll through and memes to chuckle at? Here's to another year of mobile entertainment! 🎉"

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