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- I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.
- If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.
- βWould you like to check your account balance?β God no. My balance is none of my business.
- My love language is being sent money.
- If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, Iβd probably just spend it on more bacon.
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- Scams used to be like βfree money!β and now theyβre like βhello, we have a job for youβ, which seems to be a bad sign.
- Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but itβs nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
- My tattoo means that I canβt be trusted with $200.
- Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.
- Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
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