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Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! 💸😂 From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! 😄🤑

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

3 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

3 months ago

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

3 months ago

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

3 months ago

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

3 months ago

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

3 months ago

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

3 months ago

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

3 months ago

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

3 months ago

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

3 months ago

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

3 months ago

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

3 months ago

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

3 months ago

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

3 months ago

I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

3 months ago