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Funny mouse quotes

Funny mouse quotes 🐭✨ are the perfect way to add a little whimsy and charm to your day! Whether you’re a fan of tiny critters or just love a clever pun, these cheeky sayings will make you smile 😄 and squeak with laughter. Ready to embrace the cutest and quirkiest mouse moments? Let’s dive into some hilariously adorable mouse magic! 🧀🎉

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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