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Funny mouse quotes 🐭✨ are the perfect way to add a little whimsy and charm to your day! Whether you’re a fan of tiny critters or just love a clever pun, these cheeky sayings will make you smile 😄 and squeak with laughter. Ready to embrace the cutest and quirkiest mouse moments? Let’s dive into some hilariously adorable mouse magic! 🧀🎉

New funny mouse quotes 👇

11 hours ago
Share →: Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Commentary:
When you've got the cheese groove and the DJ is a mouse 🐭🧀🎶
1 month ago
Share →: The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️‍♂️🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Commentary:
"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
2 months ago
Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Commentary:
"Who needs a big screen when you can have a mouse cinema right in your hand? 🐭🎬 Perfect for our tiny, on-the-go entertainment needs! Just make sure the mice don't hog the popcorn 😉🍿"
6 months ago
Share →: I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Commentary:
Looks like we've got a real-life Tom and Jerry situation on our hands! 🐭🐱 Who knew cats had unionized and are now protesting against their job descriptions? 🙀 Time to call in the cat union rep for some serious negotiations! 😹 #LazyCatsAnonymous
6 months ago
Share →: People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

Commentary:
"Watch out, cat haters! 🐭🐾 Karma's got a special plan for you in the next life – hope you like cheese! 🧀😸"
6 months ago
Share →: When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Commentary:
"Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Commentary:
🐭 "I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am." 🦁

Well, it looks like this person has found a unique way to assert their dominance over the mouse kingdom! Who knew announcing your arrival could be the key to fearless navigation through dark rooms? Maybe they're onto something… Or maybe they just really like an audience, even if it's a tiny, whiskered one!