11 Funny mouse quotes

• Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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  2 months ago

  animal, big, bite, cheese, dance, fun, humor, mouse, music, party, party rock, piece, rock, snack, take

• The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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  2 months ago

  animals, great, having, house, humor, joke, just, mouse, single, sure, suspicion, thing

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

  5, digital, digital etiquette, etiquette, home, humor, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, mouse, moving, never, office, online, online meeting, productivity, remote, remote work, say, screen, screen time, seconds, stop, Teams, time, virtual, virtual office, work, work from home, work humor

• If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal joke, cheese, greeting, humor, i, ID, joke, meet, mouse, pun, say, things, wordplay

• There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cinema, culture, egérmozi, films, fun, fun activity, Hungarian, means, modern, modern culture, mouse, mouse cinema, phone, shows, slang, watching, watching films, word

• I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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  2 months ago

  back, being, cartoon, cat, cats, doing, humor, i, jerry, job, lazy, mouse, noticed, pets, problem, tom, Tom and Jerry, yelling

• People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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  2 months ago

  back, cat, cats, hate, humor, life, mouse, next, next life, people, reincarnation

• When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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  2 months ago

  animal, creation, giraffe, God, humor, joke, mouse, neck, screen

• Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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  2 months ago

  big, bite, cheese, mouse, party, piece, remember, rocking, tonight, tweet, Tweets

• I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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  2 months ago

  am, announcement, bravery, dark, dark room, funny moment, humor, i, moment, mouse, myself, room, self-awareness, whenever, yesterday

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