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My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.
3 months ago
All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.
3 months ago
It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.
3 months ago
If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
3 months ago
Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
3 months ago
Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.
3 months ago
I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.
3 months ago
Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?
3 months ago
No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.
3 months ago
Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.
3 months ago
There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
3 months ago
Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.
3 months ago
Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.
3 months ago
Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.
3 months ago
Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.
3 months ago
Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
3 months ago
I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.
3 months ago
The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.
3 months ago
If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.
3 months ago
I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
3 months ago
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