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5 months ago
Share →: Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Commentary:
Seems like your brain decided to throw a wild party without permission! 🧠🎉 Maybe it's time for a mental hangover cure – a nap and some ice cream! 🍦💭 Just remember, thinking is like a workout for your brain- don't skip leg day…I mean, mind day! 💪😜
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Commentary:
"Dear thoughts, if you're going to crash at my mental place, could you at least do the dishes and take out the trash? 🗑️🧹 #MindfulLiving"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Commentary:
"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"
5 months ago
Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

Commentary:
"Me being my own worst critic: a full-time job with benefits and overtime. Sorry haters, your services are not needed here. 🤷‍♀️🥇 #SelfDeprecationGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old mystery of why our energy seems to clock out before the day does 🤔💤 It's like a classic case of day-time robbery! ⏰😂 Just remember, naptime is always a valid solution to this daylight dilemma! 💤😜"
5 months ago
Share →: People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

Commentary:
"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"
5 months ago
Share →: From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Commentary:
"When your level of hating needs an upgrade, just remember Kendrick is setting the bar high! 😂🙌 #HateGoalsActivated"
5 months ago
Share →: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol’ days when TP and eggs were the ultimate weapons of mischief! 🧻🥚 Nothing says "I dislike you, but also appreciate good hygiene" quite like a midnight egg toss. 🌙💥 Just imagine the chaos and the not-so-subtle message it sends to your foes! 🔥😂
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Commentary:
"Ah, the naivety of youth! 🧒🏻 If only our past selves could see us now, drowning in responsibilities and adulting struggles. Welcome to the grand façade of adulthood, where bills are aplenty, and the future is as unpredictable as the weather forecast! ☀️🌧️ #AdultingIsHard"