Funny multiple quotes

• Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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  2 hours ago

  apology, behavior, distraction, happening, humor, i, multiple, multitasking, noise, noises, same, sorry, time

• Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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  2 months ago

  confusion, curiosity, ever, funny reaction, head, head tilt, humor, media, multiple, post, puzzled, questioning, reaction, read, social, social media, still, tilt, times, whisper

• Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  2 months ago

  brain, daydreaming, distraction, diversion, humor, i, me, mental, mental diversion, multiple, multitasking, overthinking, quest, side, side quest, sorry, story, zoning, zoning out

• My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, attraction, attractive, confidence, dating, flirting, hoping, humor, i, looking, me, multiple, self-deprecating, shy, social, social anxiety, someone, times, version

• Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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  2 months ago

  buying, disease, else, everyone, fashion, favorite, humor, interest, making, me, multiple, nostalgia, personal, personal interest, priorities, sh, shopping, spread, time, time travel, travel, wars

• I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, after, all the time, another, concurrently, crisis, forever, humor, i, life, life struggles, multiple, once, struggles, think, time, used, wrong

• Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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  3 months ago

  dating, different, end, fashion, having, humor, monogamous, multiple, partner, relationship, single, socks, try, variety

• I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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  3 months ago

  humor, i, multiple, multiple personality, personality, psychology, score, self-assessment, test

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