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Funny multiple quotes

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025