Funny multiple quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

  Commentary:
  When you read a post 3 times and still need a translator to understand it 🤔📚😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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  Commentary:
  "Oops, my brain hit the 'open world game' button and I got lost in side quests! 🎮🧠🤷‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

  Commentary:
  "When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities, am I right? 🕰️👟 Who needs to save the world when you can save your shoe collection instead? #TimeTravelGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joys of adulting! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew we'd be juggling crises like a pro circus performer? 🎪 Just call us the masters of multitasking… in the art of catastrophe management! 🔥💼 #AdultingStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the scandalous love lives of socks – trying to keep it together in pairs but ending up in a tangled web of singledom or polyamory! 🧦💔🧦💕 Keep your toes warm and your relationships spicy, folks!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the drama of socks trying to navigate the complexities of monogamy! 🧦💔 Some seek the comfort of a long-term relationship with a shoe, while others prefer to explore the world solo or play the field with various mismatched companions. It's a sock-eat-sock world out there! 😉 #SocksLife

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've got quite the "multipersonality" party going on inside your head! 🎉🎭 With those scores, who needs friends when you can entertain yourself with all your different selves? 😂 #LifeOfTheParty

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