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Funny multiple quotes

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

3 months ago

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

3 months ago

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

3 months ago

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

3 months ago

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

3 months ago