265 Funny night quotes

• I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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  activity, exercise, humor, i, night, should, sleep, think, tossing, turning

• I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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  am, big, blasting, car, change, hate, humor, i, last, mood, morning, morning routine, music, night, person, personal, personal change, personality, routine, same, turn

• Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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  bed, comfort, Friday, Friday night, hard, humor, i, laying, laziness, mean, night, party, partying, relaxation, self-care, starfish

• After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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  30, adult, adult life, after, aging, aging humor, bedtime, getting, health, humor, life, night, pee, sleep

• Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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  1 month ago

  believe, celebration, disappointment, frustration, happy, humor, late, late night, new, new year, night, party, shit, year

• Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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  1 month ago

  alone, alone time, freedom, fun, getting, house, lottery, night, relaxation, solitude, time, winning, yourself

• Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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  bridges, burn, hope, humor, keep, metaphor, night, revenge, sarcasm, warm, warmth

• Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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  count, humor, i, insomnia, joke, night, relatable, sheep, sleep, stress, troubles, why

• The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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  3, am, best, contact, dreams, fantasy, humor, humor quote, imagination, late, late night, me, meet, night

• I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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  1 month ago

  awake, email, hope, humor, i, keeps, message, night, sarcasm, sleep, wakefulness

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