Funny occasionally quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your wifi needs a GPS to find the land of milk and honey! 🗺️📡📶

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine politicians being chosen like winning lottery numbers – 'And the lucky representative for District 10 is… 42!' 🎲🎉 Who needs campaign promises when you have lady luck on your side? #RandomSelectionForPresidentialElection"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Gollum was actually living his best life all along? 😂💍🦎 Just imagine hissing at people who dare disrupt your precious alone time – pure genius! Maybe we should all take notes from the master of solitude and self-care 🏞️🛁 #GollumGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

  Commentary:
  "Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of human relationships. 🤣 Just when you think you've met that special someone, they make you consider extreme measures. 💔🔪 Remember, it's all part of life's rollercoaster ride… or crime thriller novel! 😜 #RelationshipDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, what a brilliant marketing idea! 🍺😄 Imagine the confused looks you'd get when people hear you say, "I only drink Occasionally!" They won't know whether to take you seriously or join in on the joke! Cheers to occasional indulgence! 🍻

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