Funny occasionally quotes

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

There's only one way we'll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that's if we pick them by random lottery.

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you're enjoying a hot cup of tea.

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025