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Jan 25, 2025
Share →: The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Commentary:
"Oh, you know, just the usual exciting day of staring at myself in the mirror and contemplating life's biggest mysteries 💇‍♀️💭 #BasicBeautyRoutine"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Commentary:
"Oh no, sounds like your friends might be on a hunger strike against dinner plans! 🍔🥗 Maybe they're secretly campaigning for breakfast-for-dinner instead! 🍳🥞 Hang in there, maybe third time's the charm! 🤞😄"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Commentary:
"Trying to escape reality like a boss 😎🚪🔒 Who needs freedom when you've got cozy solitude inside an escape room? 🤷‍♂️ #ProfessionalEscapist"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: ‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Commentary:
"Oh, sorry, can't make it tonight. Avocado emergency at home 🥑💁‍♂️ Who knew the power of a perfectly ripe fruit could rival social commitments? #AvocadoOverEverything"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't make it to our plans – apparently my transformation into a super organized, punctual being got lost in the mail 📬💁‍♀️ Maybe next week, when I'm a whole new me! 🤷‍♂️😆"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ "Nobody's face has seen more shock than a husband realizing his wife's plans have turned into a sequel! 🤯 Who knew life with a spouse could be a series of surprises? 😆"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Commentary:
"Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Commentary:
"Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"