115 Funny playful quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you an ostrich, just remember: it can't fly away with your dreams! 🦩✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

  Commentary:
  "When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷‍♂️ #SandcastleGoals"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you piñatas, make sure the kids have plenty of candy and controlled chaos! 😂🍬🎉"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

  Commentary:
  "Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma: bouquet of roses or rawr-some roar? 🦖🌹"

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