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55 Funny playful quotes

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

3 months ago

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

3 months ago

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

3 months ago

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

3 months ago

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

3 months ago

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

3 months ago

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

3 months ago

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

3 months ago

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

3 months ago

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

3 months ago

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

3 months ago

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

3 months ago

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

Delightful if true: booby trap.

3 months ago