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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Spotted on Twitch:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Just shared via Twitch:

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Live now on TikTok:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Just landed via Messenger:

My body is a machine that turns pizza into diarrhea.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Making waves on WeChat:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Share →: Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, ask if you can crawl around like a bug too! 🍋🐞😄
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Share →: Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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When your dance moves become less "mystic mambo" and more "ordinary oops" 💃🤔😆
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Share →: Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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That's one way to handle tough conversations—From couch potato to confrontation! 😂🛋️👻
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Share →: Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Coughing like a toddler is my new anti-aging secret 😂👶💨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Commentary:
Running after a ping pong ball is the ultimate cardio workout nobody asked for! 🏓😂🏃‍♂️
3 weeks ago
Share →: I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Commentary:
When your cat's meow turns into a TED Talk 😸🎤✨
3 weeks ago
Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover
3 weeks ago
Share →: Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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When it comes to priorities, my butt is negotiable, but coffee is a sacred no-touch zone! ☕🍑😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Commentary:
Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
3 weeks ago
Share →: Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Commentary:
Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Spotted on Reddit:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Making waves on Messenger:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Just landed via Threads:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Just shared via Slack:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Breaking via Discord:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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