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Funny reach quotes

When the devil couldn't reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
The devil couldn't reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
Lazy Rule: Can't reach it, don't need it.

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025