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17 Funny reach quotes

Funny reach quotes 🚀 bring a hilarious twist to those moments when goals feel just out of grasp! Whether you’re stretching for success or trying to grab that last slice 🍕, these witty lines will make you laugh while reminding you to keep reaching higher. Ready to smile and get inspired? Let’s dive into some playful words that prove reaching can be both funny and fabulous! 😄✨

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You can reach me by butterfly.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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