Commentary:
"Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"
Funny reach quotes
The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.
Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief
When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.
Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄
The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.
Commentary:
"If you want to grab my attention, just remember: Wit and wisdom will get you further than just knocking on the door 🚪💡😂 Keep those brain cells and funny bones engaged! #SmartAndFunny"
Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.
Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"
If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"
If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.
Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!
I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.
Commentary:
"Who needs to chase pavements on a treadmill when you can chase dreams in real life? 🚶♂️💭 Keep on walking, and don't forget your destination is waiting for you outside the gym!"
Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
Commentary:
"Just like how I can't reach the last slice of pizza in the box, but clearly, I don't need it…🍕🚫 Lazy Rule at its finest! Who needs things that require stretchy effort anyway, right? 😂 #LazyLife"