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2 months ago
Share →: What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Commentary:
Well, clearly your thoughts are loud enough to reach the universe — just not your texts! 🤔📱 Maybe your brain is on "thought mode" but the "reply" button is on airplane mode. 😂✨
2 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil got a bit jealous of your heart's generosity and decided to play cupid in reverse! 😈💔 Don't worry, your love is just too radiant for some to handle! 🌟😆 #LoveStruggles #DevilishIntentions
2 months ago
Share →: You can reach me by butterfly.

Commentary:
🦋"Forget about carrier pigeons, I only communicate via fashionable butterflies now. Catch me if you can! 💌😄 #ButterflyWhisperer" 🦋
5 months ago
Share →: When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

Commentary:
"Looks like the devil decided to outsource his evil schemes to your own brain – talk about cutting out the middleman! 🧠😈 Don't worry, even Hell wouldn't want to deal with that level of sass and wit for long! 🔥😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Commentary:
Looks like the devil doesn't like competition, so he messed with your love life instead! 🤷‍♂️💔 Just remember, if the devil's messing with you, you must be doing something right! 😈😂 #LoveTroubles #DevilishMischief
5 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄
5 months ago
Share →: The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Commentary:
"If you want to grab my attention, just remember: Wit and wisdom will get you further than just knocking on the door 🚪💡😂 Keep those brain cells and funny bones engaged! #SmartAndFunny"
5 months ago
Share →: Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Commentary:
"Hey buddy, just a friendly reminder: A wedding is not a DIY open bar experiment! 😜🥂 #DrinkResponsibly"
5 months ago
Share →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️"
5 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Commentary:
Ah, the modern-day version of "Talk to the hand!" 💸💼 Don't bother calling or texting, just send those dollar signs my way! 💰📱 This is the age of financial communication!