22 Funny reach quotes

• Please hesitate to reach out.

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  3 days ago

  communication, hesitate, humor, please, reach, reach out, sarcasm

• Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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  6 days ago

  best, bother, boundary, call, communication, home, humor, me, phone, phone call, reach, time, timing, work

• A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

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  3 weeks ago

  attraction, communication, flirting, reach, reach out, thinking, urge, woman

• Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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  1 month ago

  class, education, ending, hello, homework, humor, i, leave, lecture, main, movie, only, point, professor, reach, reading, right, sarcasm, student, timing, yell, yelling

• I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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  2 months ago

  anything, communication, else, email, emails, end, feel, free, humor, i, need, please, politeness, reach, sarcasm, stopped, writing

• The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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  2 months ago

  5, break, career, career break, enlightenment, gap, humor, i, job, job gap, meditation, reach, resume, resume gap, self-improvement, trying

• Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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  2 months ago

  anything, around, attraction, confidence, distraction, flirtation, grocery, grocery store, hot, humor, i, men, reach, self-awareness, store, weird

• What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, friendship, humor, i, mean, miscommunication, never, reach, reaching, reaching out, social, social awkwardness, thought, thoughtfulness

• The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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  2 months ago

  devil, give, humor, i, irony, loneliness, love, me, never, reach, reciprocation, relationship, sarcasm, sure

• You can reach me by butterfly.

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  2 months ago

  butterfly, communication, creativity, humor, lighthearted, me, nature, reach, whimsical

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