78 Funny real quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Aura is the real business card.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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