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68 Funny real quotes

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025
In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Whenever I'm with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025
Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025
Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025
Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025
People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025