69 Funny real quotes

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  6 days ago

  View →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call ra…
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man,…
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  2 months ago

  View →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates a…
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  2 months ago

  View →: You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print …
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  2 months ago

  View →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a …
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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzl…
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  2 months ago

  View →: Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actu…
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  2 months ago

  View →: Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i�…
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  2 months ago

  View →: Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy y…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their f…
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  3 months ago

  View →: There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking o…
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  3 months ago

  View →: A real smartphone would know when to shut up.
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  3 months ago

  View →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry …
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuc…
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  3 months ago

  View →: The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.
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  3 months ago

  View →: If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor …
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  3 months ago

  View →: The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the …
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  3 months ago

  View →: You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a…
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  3 months ago

  View →: “Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at …
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  3 months ago

  View →: Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a …
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  3 months ago

  View →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like C…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on y…
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  3 months ago

  View →: If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I&#8…
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  3 months ago

  View →: The real body count is how many people are in therapy becaus…
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  3 months ago

  View →: Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchph…
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together …