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Funny real quotes cut through the fluff and get straight to the hilarious truth of everyday life! πŸ˜‚πŸ” Whether it’s about real struggles, real feelings, or real awkward moments, these quotes remind us that authenticity comes with a big dose of comedy. Because being real isn’t always glamorous β€” but it sure is funny! πŸ˜†πŸ™ƒπŸ“’

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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