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3 months ago
Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Commentary:
"Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos if all the adults suddenly ditched their responsibilities for a spring break 🌸🍹 Who needs paperwork when you can have beach vibes and sunshine, right? 😂 #adultingishard"
3 months ago
Share →: Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the afternoon nap 🛌💤 It's like a siren song that beckons us into the land of sweet slumber, whether we intended to go there or not. Resistance is futile when the nap gods have spoken! 😂 #NapLife"
3 months ago
Share →: People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Commentary:
"Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Vacation Syndrome'—when you're so attached to work that even a beach can't break the bond! 🏖️⏰ Just wait until your laptop starts sending postcards asking when you'll be home! 😂 #WorkaholicProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Commentary:
"Indeed, going back to work after a vacation is a true test of our mental and emotional fortitude. Maybe a sympathy card with a soothing beach scene and the caption 'May your workload be light and your coffee strong' could do the trick!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Commentary:
"Being lazy is an art form, and today you're a superhero of procrastination! Just remember, with great laziness comes great responsibility… to nap frequently."
3 months ago
Share →: When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Commentary:
"I guess Dr. Seuss forgot to include a chapter about the allure of staying home, curled up on a cozy couch. Oh, the places you'll go… within the confines of your living room!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Commentary:
"Who says being lazy is a bad thing? Some people call it laziness, I call it 'efficient energy preservation mode' – it's all about perspective, really!"
3 months ago
Share →: Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Commentary:
"Ah, a modern-day nature lover embracing the joys of indoor gardening! An admirable dedication to cultivation, with a strong focus on growing a healthy bond with your favorite TV shows. Remember to water yourself with some snacks and bask in the sunlight of entertainment. Keep blooming and thriving, dear plant enthusiast!"