329 Funny relaxation quotes

• I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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  2 weeks ago

  energy-saving, energy-saving mode, humor, lazy, mode, motivation, procrastination, productivity, relaxation

• I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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  2 weeks ago

  bar, drink, house, humor, i, just, music, normal, own, people, relaxation, solitude, volume, want, where

• “I’m in a really good place right now, not mentally. I’m just indoors with air conditioning.”

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  2 weeks ago

  air, air conditioning, comfort, conditioning, good, health, humor, indoor, indoors, just, mental, mental health, mentally, place, relaxation, right

• I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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  2 weeks ago

  better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise

• I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

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  2 weeks ago

  accidentally, anxiety, done, enough, ethic, humor, i, motivation, much, procrastination, productivity, relaxation, relaxed, stress, stuff, too, work, work ethic

• Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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  2 weeks ago

  creek, feet, forgot, humor, less, life, lot, nature, outdoors, phone, relaxation, sucks, truck, unplugged

• I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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  2 weeks ago

  different, doing, doing nothing, fashion, five, humor, i, just, nothing, outfit, outfits, procrastination, relaxation, wait, waiting, week, weekend

• Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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  2 weeks ago

  contemplate, existence, live, mindfulness, miracle, nature, nostalgia, nothing, oh, relaxation, seashore, simpler, simpler time, sit, time, times

• Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

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  2 weeks ago

  bullshit, daily, daily struggle, day, doom-scroller, enough, frustration, here, humor, internet, relaxation, rest, sarcasm, seen, struggle, tired

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

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