52 Funny request quotes

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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  1 month ago

  ambition, ask, audacity, big, boldness, cheat, cheat code, code, level, life, major, request, thing, universe

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  1 month ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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  1 month ago

  affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request

• If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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  1 month ago

  chin, chin hair, coma, ever, funny request, hair, humor, please, pluck, request

• I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, humor, i, life, please, request, responsibility, sarcasm, stress, thank, unsubscribe

• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

  1, day, funny request, hour, humor, i, jealousy, love, me, need, obsession, possessiveness, relationship, request, think, thinking, time, yourself

• Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily struggle, encouragement, give, humor, just, making, making it through, me, motivation, participation, participation trophy, perseverance, please, request, someone, struggle, through, today, trophy

• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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  2 months ago

  doll, forehead, forehead kiss, funny request, give, great, humor, joke, kiss, little, magic, midsection, playful, request, stuffing, take, voodoo, voodoo doll

• Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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  2 months ago

  direct, direction, excuse, excuse me, funny request, humor, me, nonsense, request

• Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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  2 months ago

  email, end, every, funny request, humor, me, request, sent, should, tummy, worry

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