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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.
4 days ago
Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.
1 month ago
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
1 month ago
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
1 month ago
If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
1 month ago
Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
2 months ago
I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?
2 months ago
You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
2 months ago
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
3 months ago
If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
3 months ago
Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.
3 months ago
Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?
3 months ago
Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!
3 months ago
Dear Santa, Money!
3 months ago
For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.
3 months ago
Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
3 months ago
Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.
3 months ago
Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.
3 months ago
Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?
3 months ago
Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.
3 months ago
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