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33 Funny request quotes
Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.
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Mar 18, 2025
I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
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Mar 18, 2025
Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.
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Mar 18, 2025
If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.
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Mar 17, 2025
Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.
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Mar 9, 2025
I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?
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Feb 25, 2025
You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.
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Feb 9, 2025
Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.
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Feb 1, 2025
If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.
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Feb 1, 2025
Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.
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Feb 1, 2025
Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?
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Feb 1, 2025
Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!
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Jan 28, 2025
Dear Santa, Money!
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Jan 28, 2025
For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.
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Jan 28, 2025
Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.
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Jan 28, 2025
Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.
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Jan 28, 2025
Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.
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Jan 27, 2025
Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?
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Jan 27, 2025
Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.
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Jan 26, 2025
Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.
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Jan 26, 2025
Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?
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Jan 26, 2025
Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.
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Jan 25, 2025
The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.
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Jan 25, 2025
Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?
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Jan 25, 2025
Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.
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Jan 25, 2025
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