54 Funny request quotes

• Before you just FaceTime me randomly, please don’t.

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  50 minutes ago

  before, call, communication, Facetime, humor, interaction, just, me, please, request, social, social interaction, technology

• Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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  7 hours ago

  Alexa, assistant, command, everyone, funny command, humor, joke, me, music, music request, play, played, request, technology, voice, voice assistant

• A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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  15 hours ago

  authentication, frustration, humor, me, poorly, request, security, stress, technology, thing, timing, two-factor, two-factor authentication

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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  1 week ago

  algorithm, beauty, dear, humor, media, only, people, person, please, post, request, sense, show, smart, smart person, social, social media

• Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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  1 week ago

  algorithm, alien, aliens, benevolence, benevolent, dear, extraterrestrial, humor, media, only, please, post, request, show, social, social media

• Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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  2 months ago

  ambition, ask, audacity, big, boldness, cheat, cheat code, code, level, life, major, request, thing, universe

• Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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  2 months ago

  back, before, bring, button, experience, feature, feature request, humor, i, just, media, needs, read, refresh, refreshed, request, social, social media, starting, technology, tweet, Twitter, user, user experience

• May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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  2 months ago

  affection, cat, curl, curl up, humor, i, lap, over, please, request

• If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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  2 months ago

  chin, chin hair, coma, ever, funny request, hair, humor, please, pluck, request

• I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, humor, i, life, please, request, responsibility, sarcasm, stress, thank, unsubscribe

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