18 Funny retail quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?
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  5 months ago

  View →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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