Funny quotes retail

17 Funny retail quotes

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

4 weeks ago

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

1 month ago

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

1 month ago

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

3 months ago

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

3 months ago

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

3 months ago

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

3 months ago

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

3 months ago

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

3 months ago

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

3 months ago

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

3 months ago

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

3 months ago

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

3 months ago

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

3 months ago

This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

3 months ago

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago