23 Funny retail quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

  Commentary:
  Cart collector in training 🛒😂 Just call me the window shopping champion! 🏆✨

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

  Commentary:
  Applying all my hut skills to become the ultimate Hut Manager! 🍕🕶️🏕️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

  Commentary:
  "When the going gets tough, the tough go online shopping! 💳😄👗 #RetailTherapy"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

  Commentary:
  "When you walk into Target and feel like you’re on an episode of 'Undercover Shoplifter' 😂🕵️‍♂️🚫 #WalmartAtHeart"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should have said 'Thanks, I'll try!' 😂🛒✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

  Commentary:
  "Shopping carts may be the only real place where 'treat yourself' becomes a full-contact sport! 🛒👠😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

  Commentary:
  🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

  Commentary:
  “Who knew that waiting for a package to arrive could become the highlight of the week? Forget living for the weekend, now it’s all about living for those precious 3-5 business days of anticipation and tracking updates!”

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  The first online purchase ever made was a Sting album, “Ten Summoner’s Tales,” in 1994. The transaction took place on August 11, 1994, and the album was purchased by a 21-year-old man named Dan Kohn. This marked the beginning of the era of online shopping as we know it today!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of adding everything your heart desires into the virtual cart and then suddenly realizing your bank account's limits! It's like a modern-day version of window shopping, except the windows are digital and the laughter is a mix of joy and financial caution. Who knew online shopping could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"

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