32 Funny retail quotes

• It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

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  5 days ago

  energy, exhaustion, humor, inside, much, retail, shopping, store, Walmart

• If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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  1 week ago

  broke, childbirth, customer, customer service, emergency, fault, humor, last, last minute, minute, nice, pregnancy, procrastination, retail, retail worker, service, shop, shopping, water, week, worker

• The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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  2 weeks ago

  clothing, comparison, costume, fashion, Halloween, Halloween costume, humor, literally, quality, retail, retail store, shopping, store, stores, today, used

• I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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  1 month ago

  am, buying, care, happier, happiness, i, love, me, much, myself, peace, retail, retail therapy, self, self-care, shopping, therapy, things, works

• Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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  1 month ago

  galaxy, guard, guardian, Guardian of the Galaxy, guards, humor, movie, movie reference, pun, reference, retail, retail security, samsung, Samsung store, security, security guard, store, superhero

• If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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  2 months ago

  automation, cashier, cashiers, consumer, consumer price, debate, economy, living, living wage, paying, price, prices, retail, self-checkout, wage, wage debate, why

• My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, buying, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, humor, indecision, never, online, online shopping, procrastination, retail, retail therapy, shopping, therapy, things

• Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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  2 months ago

  career, career joke, comparison, employment, experience, help, humor, humorous, humorous comparison, hut, job, job humor, joke, know, pizza, pizza hut, retail, retail job, sunglass, sunglass hut, think, work, work experience, working, workplace, workplace humor

• I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, humor, i, mood, new, okay, retail, retail therapy, sad, self-care, shopping, therapy

• You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkwardness, cause, comparison, ever, feel, humor, know, retail, shopping, situation, social, social situation, store, store comparison, Target, Walmart

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