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Funny retail quotes bring the chaos and charm of shopping to life with a sprinkle of laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ›οΈ From unexpected customer moments to the daily hustle behind the scenes, these witty gems capture the retail rollercoaster 🎒✨ Whether you’re a shopaholic or a retail warrior, get ready to smile and relate to the quirky side of the checkout line! πŸ›’πŸ˜„

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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I can’t do the splits. But so far there has never been a situation where I’ve thought, “I should do the splits now.”

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I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promiseβ€”1-2 years at most.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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