346 Funny say quotes

• Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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  4 months ago

  ask, communication, conversation, dating, humor, irony, men, met, never, personality, question, questions, relationship, say, yourself, zero

• Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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  4 months ago

  actually, animal, easy, flirting, gif, humor, playful, playful teasing, say, send, small, small animal, submissive, teasing

• When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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  5 months ago

  being, being somewhere, going, going home, home, honesty, humor, i, introvert, mean, obligation, relatable, say, social, social obligation, somewhere, want

• I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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  5 months ago

  expression, flirtation, God, humor, i, nervous, oh, say, surprise, want

• I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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  5 months ago

  age, around, build, i, memory, riding, say, surprise, town

• Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again.

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  5 months ago

  again, communication, humor, me, microphone, say, screenshot, screenshots, threat, threaten

• If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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  5 months ago

  ask, hang, hang out, humor, interaction, invitation, me, rejection, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, want

• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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  5 months ago

  after, balance, bell, diet, drive, exercise, fast, fast food, fitness, food, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, i, lifestyle, say, taco, Taco Bell, through, working, workout

• Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

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  5 months ago

  comparison, competition, exhaustion, family, making, mom, most, reason, say, tired

• My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

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  5 months ago

  dream, excuse, humor, i, jealousy, just, mad, marriage, me, relationship, say, second, secret, wife

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