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15 Funny screen time quotes

Funny screen time quotes are the perfect way to laugh at our love-hate relationship with devices 📱😂 Whether you’re a scroll-aholic or a proud binge-watcher 🍿📺, these witty lines will have you nodding and chuckling in no time! Get ready to embrace the screen obsession with a smile and some playful eye rolls 🤳🤣. Because sometimes, you just have to laugh at how glued we are to those glowing screens!

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

Posted on3 months ago2 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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