12 Funny screen time quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

  Commentary:
  "Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! 😎🌞 #EmbraceTheDarkSide"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! Surely scrolling through memes and binge-watching shows at home doesn't count! 🙈👩‍💻 Who knew "work" screen time was the real enemy here? 💼⏰ Time to put in those hours of relaxation with some quality screen time therapy! 📺🍿 #ScreenTimeRules

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of hydration vs. screen addiction 🌊📱 Who needs self-control when you have Netflix, am I right? 😜 Someone pass me a water bottle and a remote, stat! 💦📺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

  Commentary:
  "Excessive screen time causing brain damage? Well, guess it's time to add 'professional multitasker' to the resume! 🧠💥📱 #BrainsAreOverrated"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting tip of the day: Forget textbooks, just hand over the iPad! 📱👦👧 Who needs math when your kid could be gearing up to battle cyborgs in the future anyway? 🤖💥 #ParentingWin #CyborgFighters"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

  Commentary:
  🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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