20 Funny screen time quotes

• For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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  15 hours ago

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• Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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  17 hours ago

  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, eyesight, humor, metaphor, phone, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  1 day ago

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• Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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  1 day ago

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• I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.

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  1 week ago

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• People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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  2 weeks ago

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• To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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  2 months ago

  balance, humor, juggling, multitasking, Olympics, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  2 months ago

  being, day, destiny, digital, digital life, humor, life, modern, modern life, phone, screen, screen time, sometimes, technology, time

• You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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  2 months ago

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