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  • Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

    Commentary:
    “Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it’s all about quality over quantity…unless we’re talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄”

  • I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles”

  • “Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

    Commentary:
    ““Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there? 🤣 Maybe I’ll stick with my chaotic yet entertaining life, thank you very much! 🌟 #LivingMyBestMessyLife”

  • So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

    Commentary:
    🕵️‍♂️🔍 Ah, the classic “Creepy Steve” scenario in every true crime podcast! It’s like a game of Clue where the suspect’s name is practically screaming “Guilty!” from the get-go. But hey, at least we can always rely on the community to have a unanimously agreed-upon nickname for the potential suspect, right? “Creepy Steve” strikes again! 🔎🚨

  • Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

    Commentary:
    “Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff”

  • Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

    Commentary:
    “Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It’s like we’re all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail”

  • Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

    Commentary:
    Sounds like you were the official “hide and seek” champion of your high school years! 🏆 It’s all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄

  • The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

    Commentary:
    Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: “Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸” Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn’t pay the bills!

  • I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

    Commentary:
    “McDonald’s and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a ‘secret sauce’ for building permits! 😂”

  • Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

    Commentary:
    “Guess it’s a case of ‘vision’ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you’ve already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll”

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