Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Commentary:
"Airport security really knows how to spot the most unusual things! 🤑💸 Maybe they should start investigating the price tags instead of the travelers! 😆✈️ #AirportRipoff"

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Commentary:
"Stop telling people to grow up. Seriously, have you seen adults? 🤣👀 It's like we're all just making it up as we go along! 🤪 #AdultingFail"

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Commentary:
Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! 🏆 It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄

The worst thing I've seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Commentary:
Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!

I've never seen a McDonald's or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Commentary:
"McDonald's and Burger King popping up like mushrooms after the rain 🍔🍟 Who knew fast food joints had such stealth construction skills? Maybe they use a 'secret sauce' for building permits! 😂"

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Commentary:
"Guess it's a case of 'vision'ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you've already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll"

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Commentary:
🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"

When you report something to IT and then hear: "Oh! Interesting. We've never seen that before." Is that good or bad?

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Commentary:
Oh, the classic IT mystery – the thrill of the unknown! 🤔💻 It's like discovering a rare unicorn in the digital realm! 🦄 Just remember, sometimes being unique can be a good thing… unless you're talking about tech issues! 😂 #ITadventures

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Commentary:
Hmm, well, let's put it this way – watching the Tokyo Olympics for context on the Paris ones is like trying to understand a sequel without watching the original movie! 🎥🗼 So unless there's a global sports-themed Marvel Cinematic Universe crossover coming up, it might be worth tuning in to both! 🏅🥇🥈🥉 #OlympicSequelConundrum