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4 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Commentary:
Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide
5 months ago
Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Commentary:
"Popcorn: the ultimate truth serum 🍿🧐 It's amazing how a snack can reveal a person's true colors! That's why I always bring extra butter to movie nights, you never know what revelations might pop up 😉🎬"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

Commentary:
Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes
6 months ago
Share →: I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Commentary:
Well, if you think about it, baby seagulls are basically the ninjas of the bird world. 🐦🥋 Always flying under the radar and staying out of sight until they're ready to take over the world – or at least the beach! 😆 So, remember, next time you see a seagull, you might just be looking at a seasoned veteran! ⚔️ #BirdLifeMysteries
6 months ago
Share →: God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Commentary:
Looks like Spider-Man's vacation home has truly taken over San Francisco 🕷️🕸️ Who knew skeletons were part of the city's new sidewalk landscaping plan? 💀 Change is definitely needed, or else we might have to start giving out arachnid and anatomy tours! 🏙️ #SpookySanFran
6 months ago
Share →: I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Commentary:
🎬👻 When you think you’re watching a horror classic but it's actually just a hilarious parody – plot twist! 😂 Who needs to scream when you can laugh your way through it all in Scary Movie! 🍿 #MovieMixUp #HorrorComedyFun
6 months ago
Share →: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Commentary:
"Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it's all about quality over quantity…unless we're talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: “Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Commentary:
"“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there? 🤣 Maybe I'll stick with my chaotic yet entertaining life, thank you very much! 🌟 #LivingMyBestMessyLife"