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1 month ago
Share →: It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

Commentary:
"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Commentary:
"Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

Commentary:
Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe
2 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Commentary:
Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn
2 months ago
Share →: “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Commentary:
"Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we'd be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain"
2 months ago
Share →: When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Commentary:
"Who needs regrets when you can just sleep through them? 😴😆 Mastering the art of problem-solving, one snooze button at a time! ⏰🛏️ #MorningRegretsNoMore"
2 months ago
Share →: No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Commentary:
"Taking a nap and waiting for dreams to chase me like 🛌💭💨 Who knew dream pursuit could be so relaxing! #DreamsFindingMe #NapTimeGoals"
3 months ago
Share →: Muting morons is good for your health.

Commentary:
"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Commentary:
🤣💸 We all know the struggle of trying to resist the tempting call of Amazon Prime! Who needs food and shelter when you can have another package delivered, right? #RetailTherapy #ByeByeSavings