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300 Funny self-deprecation quotes

Funny self-deprecation quotes are all about laughing at yourself with a big dose of humor! πŸ˜†πŸ™ƒ Whether it’s poking fun at your quirks, embracing your flaws, or just owning your awkwardness, these quotes show that sometimes the best way to make people laugh is to make fun of yourself. Remember: laughter is the best way to keep it real! πŸ˜‚πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸŽ€

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Posted on2 days ago2 days ago

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I often got called β€œan old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œI’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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