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Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Going viral on Twitch:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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Funny self-deprecation quotes are all about laughing at yourself with a big dose of humor! 😆🙃 Whether it’s poking fun at your quirks, embracing your flaws, or just owning your awkwardness, these quotes show that sometimes the best way to make people laugh is to make fun of yourself. Remember: laughter is the best way to keep it real! 😂💁‍♂️🎤

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Just landed via Facebook:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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