Funny quotes self-deprecation

241 Funny self-deprecation quotes

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I hate when people are like "you are so nice". I'm ugly, I have no other choice.

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don't let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don't make mistakes, I date them.

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Started from the bottom and I'm still ain't shit.

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025