263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now the universe has a Miss Universe farm! 🙄🌟 #NotAgingGracefully"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

  Commentary:
  "Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️‍♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

  Commentary:
  "All the rumors are true, and the truth is even juicier! 😜📢 #SorryNotSorry"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

  Commentary:
  😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a perk to my procrastination skills 😎🤖 #UselessAndProud 💪😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"

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