98 Funny single quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those three people have secured their spots in the will by diligently hitting that "like" button! Who knew that social media engagement could have such high stakes? Better keep an eye on those notifications, you never know when your inheritance might be at stake!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: he escaped.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: he escaped 🏃‍♂️ Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 🤣 #RunawayLover"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a bouquet of wilted roses and awkward dinners when you can have all the chocolates to yourself and binge-watch your favorite TV show instead? 🍫💁‍♀️ #SingleAndWinning"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

  Commentary:
  "Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: Currently in a committed Hallucinationship. It’s complicated, but at least the arguments are never dull! 🤪💑 #HallucinationshipGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

  Commentary:
  Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

  Commentary:
  "Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

  Commentary:
  "Relationship status: I've set the bar low and surprisingly, nobody has tripped over it yet. 🤷‍♂️🎉 #WinningAtLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

  Commentary:
  Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"

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