235 Funny situation quotes

• Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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• Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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  back, bored, boredom, flirting, humor, interaction, relationship, situation, situations, social, social interaction, unwanted, unwanted situation

• My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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• Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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• This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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• Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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• I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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• Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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• Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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• Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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