14 Funny solo quotes

• Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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  6 days ago

  activity, blunt, music, relaxation, self-care, smoking, solo, solo activity

• Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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  7 days ago

  cat, dance, eight, fever, five, fun, humor, just, me, night, pet, pet refusal, quarantine, quarantine fun, refusal, refuses, Saturday, Saturday Night Fever, six, solo, weekend, while, yelling

• It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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  1 week ago

  desk, dining, eating, front, fun, getting, hamburger, humor, i, indulgence, just, love, luxury, mirror, restaurant, room, room service, service, solo, solo dining

• Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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  1 week ago

  bad, bad decision, choice, confidence, decision, decisions, humor, independence, me, nothing, peer, peer pressure, pressure, rebellious, self-reliance, solo, solo choice

• Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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  1 week ago

  alone, collaboration, everything, frustration, group, group project, humor, independence, learning, me, project, solo, taught, teamwork, trust

• I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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  1 week ago

  activity, driving, fun, fun activity, humor, i, just, music, myself, played, repetition, same, solo, song, times

• Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

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  1 week ago

  activity, car, car ride, fun, fun activity, good, health, loud, loud music, mental, mental health, music, relaxation, ride, self-care, solo, soul, yourself

• Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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  1 week ago

  air, air-drum, confidence, doing, epic, fun, hate, here, humor, imagine, just, me, music, over, performance, solo, tonight

• The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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  2 weeks ago

  child, drum, drum solo, flight, hours, humor, LA, longest, me, minutes, music, performance, sitting, solo, Tokyo, travel

• I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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  3 weeks ago

  big, cake, celebration, eating, family, friends, groom, humor, i, just, me, self-indulgence, small, solo, want, wedding

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