Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Commentary:
Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Commentary:
"Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Commentary:
"Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"