Funny solo quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

  Commentary:
  "Why blame peer pressure when I can self-sabotage like a pro? 💪😆"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

  Commentary:
  "Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

  Commentary:
  "Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like turning up the volume and pretending you're the lead singer of the world's most exclusive one-person band! 🚗🎶😎 #SoulfulSoloJam"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

  Commentary:
  🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

  Commentary:
  "Caught in the act of indulging in some Nutella straight from the jar – living life on the edge! 🍫🥄 #ChocolateLover #SnackTimeGoals"

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