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Funny solo quotes are the perfect way to celebrate the joy of flying solo 🕺✨ Whether you’re embracing the single life or just enjoying some me-time, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 😂💬 Get ready to turn your solo moments into a hilarious adventure full of self-love and good vibes! 🌟🎉

That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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