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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

2 months ago

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

3 months ago

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

3 months ago

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

3 months ago

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

3 months ago

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

3 months ago

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

3 months ago

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

3 months ago

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

3 months ago

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

3 months ago