14 Funny spice quotes

• Absurdity is the spice of life.

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  absurdity, fun, humor, irony, life, quirkiness, spice

• Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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  around, ceiling, chore, cleaning, family, help, here, household, household chore, humor, me, mom, organization, rack, say, sock, socks, spice, spice rack, vacuum

• I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

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  autobiography, book, characters, creativity, dark, dark humor, humor, killing, maybe, plot, plot twist, spice, thinking, twist, writing

• Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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  fragrance, humor, irony, old, Old Spice, scent, smell, something, sound, spice

• Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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  bit, body, contribution, creativity, donating, English, English lit, enough, humor, just, lit, literature, mine, science, spice, things, unique, unique contribution

• Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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  activity, anxiety, attack, fun, fun activity, humor, Jaws, playing, song, spice, spice up, theme, theme song

• Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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  autumn, change, climate, climate change, coffee, denial, deny, earlier, every, humor, irony, pumpkin, pumpkin spice, season, spice, still, trends, year

• Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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  antique, collection, count, food, humor, i, irony, late-century, pantry, spice, spices, sure

• I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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  awkwardness, being, complete, else, everyone, funeral, here, humor, i, ignore, inappropriate, interaction, issue, lightheartedness, opinion, over, personal, personal opinion, saying, social, social interaction, spice, strangers, things, walking, yesterday

• Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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  activity, coffee, day, drink, drinking, flask, fun, fun activity, humor, productivity, spice, spice up, work, work day

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