Funny spice quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

  Commentary:
  "Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like science is all bones and no fun, while English lit is about to get a major body makeover! 💀📚 Let's add a splash of intrigue to those old dusty books! Who knew cadavers could be so well-read?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

  Commentary:
  🎃🍂 "It's the great paradox of our times – pumpkin spice season starts sooner each year, yet some refuse to acknowledge the warming temperatures outside. Maybe we should start serving iced pumpkin spice lattes as a compromise? Just a thought! 😄☕ #ClimateChangeDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

  Commentary:
  Sure, I guess you could say my pantry is a treasure trove of antique seasonings! 🌶️🧂 Who needs vintage furniture when you have spice jars from the late 1900s? 😄 #SpiceUpYourLife #PantryAntiques

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like livening up a funeral with some scandalous support 😏🙊 Who says funerals have to be a somber affair? Adding a sprinkle of awkwardness and confusion sure makes for a memorable event! 🌶️ #BreakingFuneralEtiquette"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a boring old mug when you can feel like a secret agent with your coffee flask? 🕵️‍♂️ Just imagine the envy of your coworkers as they gaze upon your sleek accessory. 🤩 Channel your inner James Bond and sip your way to productivity! ☕️💼 #coffeeupgrade"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a Spice Girl, you can bet I'd be serving up some Mild to Medium Spice vibes 🌶️💁‍♀️ No need to turn up the heat when you're already sizzling at just the right level, am I right? 😉✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

  Commentary:
  "Who says breakdowns can't be fabulous? 💃🔥 Let the power of interpretive dance add some flair to your next meltdown – twirl those problems away! 💥✨ #DancingThroughChaos"

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