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- The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
- The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
- It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
- If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
- My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
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Oh, birthdays and one night stands – fleeting but memorable moments that we sometimes prefer to forget! 🎉🙈 Growing older can sometimes feel like playing a game where you hit the "ignore" button every time your birthday pops up. 🎂😜 After all, denial is a form of anti-aging, right? Here's to celebrating birthdays the way you want, or not celebrating them at all! 🎈🥳 #ForeverYoungInSpirit -
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Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
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- The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
- The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.
- It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.
- If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.
- My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
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