38 Funny stand quotes

• The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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  12 hours ago

  abbreviation, b, brand, brand name, care, dental, dental care, Funny, humor, me, name, oral, Oral B, question, stand, toothpaste, WTF

• I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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  1 week ago

  fast, humor, i, joke, just, night, observation, show, sky, stand, standing, star, stars, surprise

• I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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  3 weeks ago

  business, candid, hate, hire, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, just, me, real, stand

• My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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  1 month ago

  boyfriend, breakup, crop, dad, end, family, humor, joke, new, photo, picture, sister, stand, told, whenever

• I have to stand in the shower about this.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, confusion, humor, i, shower, stand, standing

• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, determination, different, frustration, humor, i, light, mind, mindset, mood, negative, negativity, perspective, rude, sarcasm, somebody, something, stand, upset

• A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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  2 months ago

  analogy, balance, challenge, hammock, humor, life, metaphor, perfect, someone, stand, struggle, trying

• Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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  2 months ago

  deficiency, fast, health, health humor, humor, iron, iron deficiency, joke, nutrition, pun, stand, too, wellness

• Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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  2 months ago

  dog, humor, i, just, leisure, nature, nothing, relaxing, solitude, sometimes, stand, stare, sun

• Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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  2 months ago

  confidence, daily, daily life, dog, enthusiasm, every, excited, excitement, happen, hell, humor, i, life, man, masculinity, moment, motivation, pet, real, shit, stand, time

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