119 Funny talking quotes

Funny talking quotes highlight the hilarious chaos that comes with opening our mouths — sometimes without thinking! 😂🗣️ Whether it’s talking to yourself like it’s a TED Talk, going on and on with no idea where the story is going, or saying something awkward at *just* the wrong time, these quotes remind us that talking is a skill… and sometimes a comedy act. 😆🤐🎤

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Press pause on your chatter, or prepare for a musical déjà vu! 🎵🤐🔁

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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When Mercury's in retrograde, my charm must be in overdrive! ✨🔮😉

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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Brb, starting a weather fan club with matching rain hats 🌧️😎✨

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Sounds like a classic case of "I'm not talking to myself, we're having a staff meeting." 🤔😂💼

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Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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When bugs start talking, I'm going to need a translator app ASAP! 🐞😂👀

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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Loyalty so strong, I even wait in line patiently at an empty coffee shop 😂☕️❤️

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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Guess it's time to make some billionaire jam! 🥄😜🍇