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22 Funny test quotes

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

1 month ago

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

2 months ago

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

2 months ago

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

2 months ago

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

3 months ago

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

3 months ago

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

3 months ago

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

3 months ago

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

3 months ago

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

3 months ago

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

3 months ago

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

3 months ago

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

3 months ago

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

3 months ago

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

3 months ago

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

3 months ago

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

3 months ago

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

3 months ago

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

3 months ago

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

3 months ago