34 Funny test quotes

• Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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  5 days ago

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• My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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  5 days ago

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• Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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  6 days ago

  beautiful, bruh, humor, language, nostalgia, phrase, slang, test, time

• The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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  7 days ago

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• If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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  7 days ago

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• Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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  7 days ago

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• I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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  7 days ago

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• Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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  1 week ago

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• I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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  1 week ago

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• Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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  1 week ago

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