25 Funny test quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

  Commentary:
  "When 'Who's your daddy?' takes a plot twist! 😅🍼 #UnexpectedPositivity"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

  Commentary:
  "When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

  Commentary:
  "Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

  Commentary:
  "Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot 🚶🚗 Who needs a car when you're a legend like Chuck?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: My rage PTO balance is fully loaded and ready for redemption 😂🔥 Better not push your luck, I'm not afraid to cash in on it! 💼💥 #HandleWithCare"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

  Commentary:
  "Having an only child is like playing a never-ending game of 'Friend or Foe' sent straight from the heavens above 😅👼 One moment they're your bestie, the next they're testing your patience like a true little angel in disguise! Just when you thought parenthood was going to be a piece of cake, God hits you with that plot twist! 🍰👶 #ParentingPerks #BlessedButStressed"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

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