304 Funny thing quotes

Funny thing quotes are all about those moments when *one thing* ends up being way more hilarious than expected! 😅🎉 Whether it’s the weird things people say, the random items you always lose, or just that one *thing* you never should’ve done, these quotes prove that life is full of laughable “things.” Prepare for a good time — no matter how small the thing is! 😂🔍💭

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Commentary:
When he fixes the Wi-Fi, he's basically Ryan Reynolds 😂📶✨

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Commentary:
Sounds like my schedule is booked with a whole lot of nothing today! 😆🛌✨

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Commentary:
Trying to guess my opponent's next move is like predicting a cat's mood 🐱🤯♟️

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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YouTube ads must think I'm in the market for a yacht and a PhD in astrophysics… because clearly, they know what I need better than I do! 🚤🤓🎓

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

Commentary:
Juice: *tastes great, but forgot to mention it's moonwalking practice in a glass* 🍹🕺😂

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Commentary:
That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞

Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

Commentary:
Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Commentary:
Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Commentary:
Finally, a gym membership for my brain! Can't wait to skip leg day and just focus on Sudoku squats 🤯🧠🧩💪

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

Commentary:
Working full-time and booking appointments feels like trying to find a unicorn! 🦄💼⏰

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