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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

3 months ago

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

3 months ago

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

3 months ago

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

3 months ago

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

3 months ago

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

3 months ago

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

3 months ago

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

3 months ago

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

3 months ago

There are too many neglected emojis.

3 months ago

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

3 months ago

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

3 months ago

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

3 months ago

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

3 months ago

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

3 months ago

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

3 months ago

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

3 months ago