245 Funny too quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

  Commentary:
  Binging shows like it's an Olympic sport, then feeling like I've hit a TV timeout! 🎬🏆📺😢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

  Commentary:
  😂🔍 "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" 🩺😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

  Commentary:
  Feeling electricity in the air… Maybe the storm wants to hit me up for a rain check! ⚡️🌧️😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

  Commentary:
  Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

  Commentary:
  Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦‍♂️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

  Commentary:
  Just waiting for the episode where everyone gets amnesia and someone announces, "It was all a dream!" 😂📺🎬

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

  Commentary:
  Already sad about tomorrow's work? Guess I'm just an overachiever! 😅💼🔮

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

  Commentary:
  If he's a pro at winking, he might just be auditioning for Olympic-level winkathons! 😉😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you found the secret Italian food pyramid: pasta, Parmesan, and a sprinkle of denial! 🍝🧀😂

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