18 Funny town quotes

• Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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  2 months ago

  documentary, here, humor, i, irony, me, murder, person, shows, small, small town, things, town, watch

• House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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  2 months ago

  diary, discovery, friends, funny moment, house, house sitting, item, moment, never, personal, personal item, sitting, surprise, town, unexpected, unexpected discovery

• I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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  2 months ago

  childhood, delivery, egging, food, food delivery, house, humor, i, life, rural, rural life, small, small town, someone, thing, town

• Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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  2 months ago

  being, community, country, high, high school, humor, job, mayor, politics, population, president, school, small, small town, town, where, whole, wild, wild job

• Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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  2 months ago

  back, change, home, joke, locks, out of town, Roomba, technology, town

• The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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  3 months ago

  backstory, horror, live, mood, October, seaside, seaside town, seasonal, seasonal mood, sleepy, sleepy town, small, small town, spooky, spooky vibe, town, urge, vibe

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  5 months ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

• I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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  5 months ago

  age, around, build, i, memory, riding, say, surprise, town

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