176 Funny trying quotes

• My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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  3 weeks ago

  back, exercise, fitness, flip, floor, goals, humor, ID, just, looking, motivation, over, simple, struggle, trying, turtle, workout

• My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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  3 weeks ago

  beautiful, coffee, coffee mug, gift, humor, interpretation, me, mom, much, mug, own, read, sarcasm, self-acceptance, too, trying

• Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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  3 weeks ago

  energy, enough, everyone, fatigue, function, good, humor, luck, motivation, struggle, trying, week

• Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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  3 weeks ago

  change, complaint, dark, daylight, daylight saving, hell, humor, much, sarcasm, save, saving, time, time change, trying

• “I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, back, bedtime, before, breaks, career, dating, ex, fix, going, humor, i, lesson, life, life lesson, recommend, relationship, sleep, trying

• “Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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  3 weeks ago

  funny situation, hold, humor, i, jet, myself, personal, self, shower, situation, slipping, tell, trying, water

• “You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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  3 weeks ago

  30, activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, exercise, fitness, humor, least, minutes, motivation, much, okay, Olympics, routine, sarcasm, should, trying

• Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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  3 weeks ago

  funny observation, information, information overload, media, news, observation, overload, piece, piece together, posts, social, social media, today’s, today’s news, together, trying

• There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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  3 weeks ago

  book, distraction, every, humor, husband, i, invisible, invisible mechanism, me, mechanism, open, reading, talk, time, trying

• Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, dollars, gambling, getting, humor, money, nothing, risk, something, something for nothing, spending, trying

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