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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
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  View →: Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
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  View →: I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: 50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

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