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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

A Monday every week is excessive.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Freshly posted on X:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Shared recently on Discord:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Just landed via Reddit:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Seen just now on Twitch:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Breaking via Instagram:

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Making waves on X:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Trending via Telegram:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

56 shares on Telegram this month:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

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It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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Live now on YouTube:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Live now on X:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Making waves on Reddit:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Just landed via Instagram:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Trending via TikTok:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

Going viral on Instagram:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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