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  • So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

    Commentary:
    👶🏻🍼 Ahh, the double standards of life! When a baby crawls cutely towards its bottle, it’s adorable. But when we attempt the same maneuver, suddenly we’re in need of an intervention? Where’s the fairness in that, huh? Maybe we just need to embrace our inner child and enjoy that bottle of milk like a boss! 😉

  • I was dropped as an adult.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew adulting could be a contact sport? 🏈 Looks like someone got traded to the ‘struggling to adult’ team. 🤷‍♂️ Hey, don’t worry – we’ll help you get back in the game! 🌟 #LifeIsADraft”

  • Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs sleep when you can debate like a pro? 😂🌙 Keep those argumentative skills sharp and those bags under your eyes even sharper! 💤💥 #SleeplessSass”

  • I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

    Commentary:
    “Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄”

  • Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

    Commentary:
    “Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait”

  • When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals

  • As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don’t forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

  • Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

    Commentary:
    🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we’re just thinking, “Girl, please! Listen to your parents!” 🙅‍♀️ Maybe it’s time for an updated remake: “Disciplined Dancing” featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains

  • Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs twin telepathy when you have bills to pay and work deadlines to meet? 🙅‍♂️👯‍♂️ #AdultingStruggles”

  • After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

    Commentary:
    Oh, how we wish real life had a little more Disney magic! 🎶💃 Adulting would be a breeze if we could just break into a spontaneous musical number to solve our problems. 🧞‍♂️✨ But alas, the bills won’t pay themselves no matter how catchy our tunes are! 🎵💸 Keep dreaming, maybe one day our problems will have a soundtrack too! 🎤🌟

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