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- I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.
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- My bodyโs check engine light has been on for years.
- I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.
- In my 20โs: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40โs: oh.
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"Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! ๐๏ธ๐คง๐โจ" -
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"Memory of a goldfish in training! ๐ P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! ๐๐" -
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"Millennials: the ultimate time travelers, living like spring chickens but creaking like old doors! ๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐ช" -
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"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokรฉmon! ๐๐ #GottaDoubleChinEmAll" -
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"Weekend fun: mastering the art of 'grocery cart drifting' and 'laundry Olympics'! ๐๐ฅ๐" -
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"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! ๐ค๐งบ๐ธ"
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- The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.
- Iโm getting close to that age where people applaud the things Iโm โstill able to doโ.
- At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
- Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in โgood healthโ but in โgood health for your ageโ.
- Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
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