379 Funny age quotes

• Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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  4 months ago

  age, aging, dark, dark humor, dead, getting, humor, middle, middle age, mortality, oh, pessimism, sarcasm, where

• Welcome to your 50s, there’s a wrong way to stretch now.

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  50s, age, aging, fitness, humor, middle, middle age, stretch, stretching, welcome, wrong

• I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

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  4 months ago

  acceptance, age, argument, arguments, even, fun, humor, i, life, math, patience, right, say, stage, stay, where

• When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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  age, amazing, bangers, foods, funny observation, generation, i, kid, lame, middle, middle age, morning, music, nostalgia, observation, people, played, supermarket, whole, Whole Foods, youth

• By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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  40, again, age, age 40, body, body image, clothes, day, eternal, fashion, fit, humor, image, keep, optimism, should, size, size too small, small, too, wardrobe

• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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  4 months ago

  age, age gap, communication, dumb, gap, happiness, happy, humor, means, misunderstanding, old, old person, people, person, pretty, say, slang

• Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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  4 months ago

  40, age, age range, app, dating, dating app, drinking, fight, fighting, grape, humor, over, range, set, while, wine

• Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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  4 months ago

  20s, actually, adulthood, age, aging, being, crisis, humor, identity, identity crisis, life, life stage, mid-40s, stage, worst

• Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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  age, bully, humor, insult, little, old, teasing

• (To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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  4 months ago

  age, coworker, family, humor, joke, me, son, workplace, year, younger

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