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6 months ago
Share →: There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magic of new life! 👶🌟 Nothing quite like feeling the profound joy and then bam – You're already planning his future career on LinkedIn! 😂 Who needs nursery rhymes when you've got networking skills, right? #BabyCEO"
6 months ago
Share →: At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Commentary:
"Finally, a common ground between the sexes: the sweet, sweet liberation of unclipping that torture device! 🙌 Say goodbye to underwire woes and hello to a world of freedom! 😂👙 #FreeTheTatas"
6 months ago
Share →: The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Commentary:
"Who knew the haters were so spot on with their predictions? 🙄 It's almost like they had inside information! 😂 Well, at least they're consistent in their accuracy, right? 🤷‍♂️ Keep shining bright despite those 'correct' haters! 💪✨"
6 months ago
Share →: Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Commentary:
Olympic gymnast: *performs mind-blowing, gravity-defying move* 🤸‍♂️🌟

Announcer: "Well, that was absolutely spectacular! But, ohh, the judges might deduct a point for, um, you know… being too awesome? 🙃 #GymnastProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic how we all dream of exploring the final frontier in a galaxy far, far away, yet can't shake the feeling that we might end up in a post-apocalyptic desert reality? 🌌🤖🚀 Welcome to the ultimate battle between lightsabers and survival gear! May the force (and gasoline) be with you!"
6 months ago
Share →: Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

Commentary:
"Men are truly versatile creatures, mastering the art of multitasking with a single shampoo bottle! 🧔🧴🚗 Who knew cleaning the house and looking dashing could have so much in common? 😄🧼 #ManlyGroomingSkills"
6 months ago
Share →: One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

Commentary:
Isn't it truly miraculous how the universe aligned just right for basketball hoops and basketballs to have a match made in heaven? 🏀🕳️ It's like the cosmos said, "Let there be dunks and three-pointers!" 🌌👌 Truly a slam-dunk of cosmic proportions! 🌠🤣
6 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Commentary:
"Ah, the birthday extravaganza! 🎉 A time when even your former dentist surfaces from the depths to wish you well, alongside the yoga studios and the ever-elusive smootheries. Who knew your special day could unite such a diverse group of well-wishers? 😆 Cheers to feeling the love in all its quirky forms! 💕"
6 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Commentary:
"Oh, they're truly thriving in their natural habitat at the garden center, soaking up all the attention and plant care they deserve 🌺🌿 Who knew the secret to perfect flowers was leaving them where they truly belong?"