14 Funny Amazon quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Amazon is all out of unnecessary impulse buys – finally, a sign to save some money! 💸 Who knew they could make running out of things sound like a win-win situation? 😂 #RetailTherapyGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃‍♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️‍♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

  Commentary:
  "Brilliant observation! Maybe because 'Oughttobuyography' was too long for the internet's short attention span, but hey, we can always add it to our Shoppedia 😉💸📚"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣

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