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6 months ago
Share →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of dramatic phone call endings! 👋📞 Now we have to settle for passive-aggressive button taps and virtual *click* noises. Where's the thrill in that? Bring back the satisfaction of a solid slam – it's like therapy for your fingers! 💁‍♂️🔨
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"
6 months ago
Share →: Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Commentary:
"Twitter feels like a chaotic symphony where we're all fiddling away while the ship slowly sinks… and to top it off, we're roasting the iceberg! 🎻🚢🧊#TitanicTwitter"
6 months ago
Share →: Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Commentary:
"Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie 🤳🌍 Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies 😂✌️"
6 months ago
Share →: Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Commentary:
"Watching women's tennis and getting mad at the net – who knew that a simple piece of equipment could cause such frustration? 🎾😤 Let's give these powerful athletes a smooth path to success, without any unnecessary hurdles… or should I say 'nets' 😉🎾 #NetIsNotTheEnemy"
6 months ago
Share →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: anger management is all about timing!🤛😤 Just when they think you're all zen at ten, BAM – surprise punch at eight! Keep 'em on their toes!😜💥"
6 months ago
Share →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!
6 months ago
Share →: Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Commentary:
"Reading footnotes: where authors spill the tea ☕️ on who really grinds their gears! Remember, behind every footnote is a story of enemies and vendettas! 📚🔍 #TheRealDramaInTheFootnotes"
6 months ago
Share →: For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Commentary:
"Beware of eyebrow attacks this Halloween! 👀🎃 Don’t mess with someone who has trained their brows for battle. 😂 #EyebrowRevenge"
6 months ago
Share →: You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

Commentary:
Oh, dealing with sisterly anger – it's like a crash course in emotional navigation! 🚣‍♀️💥💁‍♀️ No one can press your buttons quite like a sister can, am I right? It's a special kind of fury that only siblings can understand. Just remember, beneath the storm, there's always a deep bond that no argument can unravel. 💖😂 #SisterlyLove #EmotionalWhirlwind