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67 Funny anything quotes

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

5 days ago

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

2 weeks ago

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

2 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

4 weeks ago

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

2 months ago

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

2 months ago

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

2 months ago

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

3 months ago

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

3 months ago

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

3 months ago

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

3 months ago

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

3 months ago

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

3 months ago

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

3 months ago

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

3 months ago

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

3 months ago

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

3 months ago

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

3 months ago

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

3 months ago

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

3 months ago