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- So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
- Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?
- No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
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- I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?
- Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.
- I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
- Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
- Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.
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