78 Funny anything quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: 11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?
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  1 month ago

  View →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
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  1 month ago

  View →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.
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  2 months ago

  View →: They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.
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  4 months ago

  View →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.
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  4 months ago

  View →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?
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  4 months ago

  View →: My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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