33 Funny beer quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

  Commentary:
  "When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

  Commentary:
  "When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

  Commentary:
  "Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like this book is on tap for success! 🍺📚 Cheers to more 'inspiration'!" 🍻😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old wisdom of the beer connoisseur! 🍺🍻 One beer is good, but why settle for good when you can have great? Another round, please! Cheers to always aiming for excellence and having a steadfast commitment to quality control. 😉👍 #BeerLogic

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs cereal when you can have a nice cold brew to start your day? 🍺 Forget orange juice, I'll take a pint of beer, please! 🍻 Just remember, it's all about balance – maybe save the whiskey for lunchtime. 😉"

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