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35 Funny beer quotes

Funny beer quotes bring a refreshing twist to your favorite brew! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you’re enjoying a cold one with friends or just pondering the quirks of your favorite drink, these quotes add a splash of humor to your beer adventures. From light-hearted jokes about hops and barley to witty observations about the joys and woes of beer drinking, these funny beer quotes are sure to make you laugh and raise your glass in cheer. Cheers to the lighter side of beer! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜„

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My ego is bruised so Iโ€™m going to ice it with some cold beer.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donโ€™t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Somebody should market a beer called โ€œOccasionallyโ€. So when asked, I can say, โ€œI only drink occasionallyโ€.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I donโ€™t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as youโ€™re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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