Funny beers quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

  Commentary:
  Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

  Commentary:
  "Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

  Commentary:
  🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

  Commentary:
  Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews

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