Funny beers quotes

• Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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  2 months ago

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• When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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  2 months ago

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• Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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  2 months ago

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• My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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  2 months ago

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• If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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  2 months ago

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• Work beers should be a daily thing.

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  5 months ago

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