Funny quotes bite

15 Funny bite quotes

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

3 months ago

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

3 months ago

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

3 months ago

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

3 months ago

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

3 months ago

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

3 months ago

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

3 months ago

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

3 months ago

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

3 months ago

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

3 months ago

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

3 months ago

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

3 months ago

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

3 months ago

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

3 months ago

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

3 months ago