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15 Funny bite quotes

Nighty night! Don't let the horror of existence bite.

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they're trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025