17 Funny bite quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

  Commentary:
  "Off to dreamland we go, hoping that existential dread doesn't show! 🌙💤 Don't let the monsters in your mind keep you up tonight. Sweet nightmares!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

  Commentary:
  🤔💀🧛‍♂️ Let's see: if a zombie and a vampire decide to have a little nibble on each other, would it be a battle of the bites? 🧟‍♂️💉 Who do you think would come out as the new creature in town – a bite-sized pondering mystery indeed! 🤪🌕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'nod and chew.' *chomp chomp* Excellent point, food, you truly have a way with flavors! 🍔👏 Keep the delicious wisdom coming!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a will when you have a spicy pepper to settle all your affairs? 🔥💼 Lesson learned the hard way! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

  Commentary:
  "Words of wisdom: Don't bite hands, folks. Keep those pearly whites in check! 🤭🦷 #NoHandBiting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs speed dating when you can merrily hop from plate to plate in the ultimate foodie quest for love? 🍝🍔🍣 Swipe right for the perfect dish, or better yet, a slice of every delicious possibility! Bon appétit and bon amour! 💕🍴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"

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