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29 Funny bite quotes

Funny bite quotes 🐾 are the perfect way to add a little sass and laughter to your day! Whether you’re dealing with cheeky snacks or those sharp comebacks, these witty bites bring a smile 😄 and a chuckle 🤭. Ready to snack on some humor? Let’s dive into a collection that’s as tasty as it is hilarious! 🍕✨

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Posted on35 minutes ago35 minutes ago

I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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