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29 Funny bite quotes

Funny bite quotes 🐾 are the perfect way to add a little sass and laughter to your day! Whether you’re dealing with cheeky snacks or those sharp comebacks, these witty bites bring a smile 😄 and a chuckle 🤭. Ready to snack on some humor? Let’s dive into a collection that’s as tasty as it is hilarious! 🍕✨

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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