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15 Funny calendar quotes

Funny calendar quotes bring a burst of laughter to every day πŸ“…πŸ˜‚ Whether you need a midday pick-me-up or a cheeky reminder that time flies, these witty sayings keep your schedule light and lively πŸŽ‰β° Perfect for brightening up your workspace or adding some humor to your daily grind, get ready to smile all year long! πŸ˜„βœ¨

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Posted onJan 28, 2025

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Posted onJan 26, 2025Feb 4, 2025

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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