19 Funny calendar quotes

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  5 days ago

  advent, advent calendar, calendar, cupboard, cupboard door, door, doors, eating, food, holiday, humor, i, just, opening, snack, surprise

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  2 weeks ago

  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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  4 weeks ago

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

• According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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  4 weeks ago

  4, advent, advent calendar, calendar, celebration, chocolate, Christmas, countdown, days, food, holiday, humor, only

• I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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  1 month ago

  calendar, celebration, Christmas, construct, everyone, holiday, humor, i, merry, refusal, refuse, social, social construct

• I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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  1 month ago

  calendar, certain, confusion, English, February, humor, language, person, pronunciation, put, r, spell, spelling, Wednesday, wordplay

• Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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  1 month ago

  again, blink, calendar, every, frustration, humor, i, live, loop, Monday, monotony, repetition, routine, time, time loop, weekly, weekly routine

• I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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  1 month ago

  anticipation, calendar, day, disappointment, excited, excitement, Friday, i, only, thinking, time, tomorrow, week

• Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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  1 month ago

  advent, calendar, Christmas, closing, countdown, daily, daily routine, day, every, humor, productivity, reverse, reverse advent calendar, routine, tab, work, work tab

• Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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  1 month ago

  calendar, creativity, humor, joke, madvent, madvent calendar, menstruation, period, period tracker, tracker, tracking

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