13 Funny calendar quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

  Commentary:
  "Why does Monday feel like it's on a never-ending loop? I need a weekend sequel! 😂🔄 #GroundhogDayVibes #SendHelp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day struggle of counting down to Christmas not with sweet treats, but with closed work tabs! 🎄💻 Who knew our digital lives could serve as a quirky advent calendar alternative? Just make sure not to accidentally close the wrong tab and lose all that hard-earned progress! 😅 #TechSavvyCelebrations"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the suspense of waiting for your surprise every month! 🎁🤣 Who needs chocolates when you could have cramps and mood swings instead? 🍫🩸 #MonthlyMagic"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

  Commentary:
  🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  “November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is not a fan of the month of love feeling shortchanged! 😆 Who needs a longer February when we can have more opportunities for chocolates and flowers, am I right? 🍫💐 But seriously, poor February getting picked on like this! 🗓️ #JusticeForFebruary

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