20 Funny calendar quotes

• Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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  3 weeks ago

  advent, advent calendar, affection, calendar, daily, day, every, humor, me, metaphor, open, open up, relationship, surprise, want

• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  4 weeks ago

  advent, advent calendar, calendar, cupboard, cupboard door, door, doors, eating, food, holiday, humor, i, just, opening, snack, surprise

• “The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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  1 month ago

  1st, 24th, before, calendar, Christmas, date, December, December 24th, festive, festive season, holiday, humor, January, January 1st, just, means, new, new year, nightmare, season, The Nightmare Before Christmas, year

• There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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  2 months ago

  calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday

• According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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  2 months ago

  4, advent, advent calendar, calendar, celebration, chocolate, Christmas, countdown, days, food, holiday, humor, only

• I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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  2 months ago

  calendar, celebration, Christmas, construct, everyone, holiday, humor, i, merry, refusal, refuse, social, social construct

• I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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  2 months ago

  calendar, certain, confusion, English, February, humor, language, person, pronunciation, put, r, spell, spelling, Wednesday, wordplay

• Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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  2 months ago

  again, blink, calendar, every, frustration, humor, i, live, loop, Monday, monotony, repetition, routine, time, time loop, weekly, weekly routine

• I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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  2 months ago

  anticipation, calendar, day, disappointment, excited, excitement, Friday, i, only, thinking, time, tomorrow, week

• Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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  2 months ago

  advent, calendar, Christmas, closing, countdown, daily, daily routine, day, every, humor, productivity, reverse, reverse advent calendar, routine, tab, work, work tab

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