14 Funny catch quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "If you see me smiling, start running – I might just be brainstorming my next evil genius plan! 😈💡"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this heart's a limited-time offer — act fast before it’s gone! 🏃‍♂️💘 Better hurry, or someone else might swipe right on my heart! 😂💨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

  Commentary:
  "Ever wondered why Bigfoot and I are never seen together? That's right, because we both belong in the mythical creatures club! 🤔👻 #KeepingItMysterious"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

  Commentary:
  "If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Covid, the ultimate party crasher 🦠! It's like, 'Hey, I already survived your shenanigans once, isn't once enough?' 🙄 But nope, Covid's out here making surprise comebacks like a bad sequel 🎬. Can't help but feel a bit miffed about it, right? 😂 #RudeVirus"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

  Commentary:
  "Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃‍♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's TBR pile is so massive, they need a stint in jail just to make a dent! 📚🔒 Just imagine cozying up in a cell with a good book – now that's bookworm dedication! 📖😂"

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