11 Funny catch quotes

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025