Funny quotes catch

11 Funny catch quotes

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

2 months ago

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

2 months ago

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

3 months ago

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

3 months ago

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

3 months ago

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

3 months ago

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

3 months ago

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

3 months ago

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

3 months ago

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

3 months ago