Funny clear quotes

• To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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  2 months ago

  career, clear, growth, humor, i, level, levels, looking, meant, money, said, salary, stress, stress level, work, workload

• OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, clear, communication, eyewear, glasses, going, humor, just, ok, put

• My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, change, clear, goal, humor, life, life change, month, motivation, next, self-improvement, simple, simplicity, small, whole

• Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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  2 months ago

  clear, clear signals, communication, confusion, dating, even, humor, i, me, misunderstanding, mixed, mixed signals, please, relationships, send, signals, understand

• I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, clear, communication, expectations, humor, i, misunderstanding, mixed, mixed signal, perfectly, relationship, signal, signals, thought

• Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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  2 months ago

  browser, clear, forgot, grave, history, humor, Jesus, joke, religion, resurrection, rose, tech

• I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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  2 months ago

  activity, clear, confusion, fun, fun activity, humor, i, lifeguard, love, need, never, sport, tennis

• Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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  2 months ago

  bag, chip, chip bag, clear, clear bag, consumer, food, grocery, humor, me, packaging, pay, price, should, show, snacks, transparency, want

• I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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  2 months ago

  clear, company, fruits, humor, i, idea, irony, making, medicine, taste, think

• I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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  2 months ago

  C, calculator, CE, clear, confusion, humor, i, math, mistakes, technology, times

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