Funny clear quotes

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025