Funny clear quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

  Commentary:
  Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝

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  3 days ago

  Share →: OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

  Commentary:
  Looks like 20/20 vision is about to join the chat! 🤓👀✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊‍♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Ah, the classic approach of 'button-mashing optimism' – Maybe one day we'll uncover the mystery behind those magical buttons! 🔮💡"

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