Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"
Funny clear quotes
Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.
Commentary:
"Looks like even the Son of God can't escape the embarrassment of his browsing habits! 😅💻🙈 No wonder he needed a miracle to rise again! #ClearYourHistoryJesus"
I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.
Commentary:
"Maybe the tennis balls have been practicing their synchronized swimming skills without us knowing! 🎾🏊♂️ Who knew a game of tennis could turn into a wet and wild adventure?! 🌊😄"
Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
Commentary:
"Seriously, chip companies, we deserve to see what we're getting ourselves into! 😂💸 Transparent bags for transparent snacking, am I right? Let's see those chips in all their glory, no more hiding behind glossy packaging! 💪🥔 #ShowUsTheChips"
I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
Commentary:
"Apparently, 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' only applies if you work at the fruit stand instead of the pharmaceutical company 🍏💊 #FruitfulThinking"
I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.
Commentary:
🤣 "I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Ah, the classic approach of 'button-mashing optimism' – Maybe one day we'll uncover the mystery behind those magical buttons! 🔮💡"