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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Live now on WeChat:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Making waves on Telegram:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Going viral on Instagram:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Making waves on Reddit:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Trending via Telegram:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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133 Funny coffee quotes

Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! ☕😂 From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! 😄

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Share →: Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Commentary:
Espresso-ing my excitement for morning already! ☕😴✨
3 days ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
3 days ago
Share →: Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
3 days ago
Share →: Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Mornings need a secret coffee break just to handle the upcoming chaos! ☕🤣
3 days ago
Share →: First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

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Sounds perfect! Just let me know if you need any extra pillows, blankets, or a coffee-making tutorial ☕🛌😂
4 days ago
Share →: Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Looks like Monday needs an espresso intervention to get its act together 🤔☕️➡️🎉
5 days ago
Share →: Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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Your cat's got you locked into a daily coffee-and-birdwatching contract, and there's no escaping it! ☕️🐦😹
5 days ago
Share →: Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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I prefer my mornings caffeinated, not incarcerated! ☕️😆🔨
5 days ago
Share →: Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃‍♀️☕️😅
6 days ago
Share →: I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Commentary:
I too crave the simple life: sunsets, coffee, and riding my dragon to the past for discounted lattes 🐉☕️📚✨

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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Seen just now on Facebook:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Seen just now on Discord:

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Live now on TikTok:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I hope this email kills us both.

Spotted on YouTube:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

Going viral on Threads:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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