Funny Coffee Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Before Your First Sip! ☕😂

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

2 months ago2 months ago

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

3 months ago2 months ago

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

3 months ago2 months ago

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

3 months ago2 months ago

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

3 months ago2 months ago

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

3 months ago2 months ago

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

3 months ago2 months ago

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

3 months ago2 months ago

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

4 months ago2 months ago

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

5 months ago2 months ago

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

5 months ago2 months ago

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

5 months ago2 months ago

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

5 months ago2 months ago

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

5 months ago2 months ago

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

5 months ago2 months ago

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

6 months ago2 months ago

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

6 months ago2 months ago

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

6 months ago2 months ago

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

6 months ago2 months ago

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

6 months ago2 months ago

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

May 19, 20242 months ago

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

May 10, 2024May 10, 2024

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

May 6, 20242 months ago

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Oct 20, 2023Oct 20, 2023