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Funny coffee quotes

Jun 12
Share →: My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
May 10
Share →: Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.
May 6
Share →: I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
Oct 20
Share →: Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
Oct 19
Share →: The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
Oct 15
Share →: Coffee is just goth water.
Oct 9
Share →: If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.
Oct 3
Share →: Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
Oct 3
Share →: Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.
Sep 30
Share →: Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.