106 Funny coffee quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

  Commentary:
  "☕✨ Sprinkle that magic, and watch as the 'productivity' appears out of nowhere! 😂💪 #CoffeeSpells"

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to caffeine being my daily dose of reality armor! ☕💪😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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  Commentary:
  "With an order like that, your barista must have a PhD in patience! ☕😅 #BaristaChronicles"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make matcha tea and pretend it's a gourmet salad! 🍵🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! ☕️😴 #Overachiever"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

  Commentary:
  "Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀

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